Quiero jubilarse en la Costa Rica

I'm taking a global management course as part of my MBA. The group project consists of "the team" researching different countries in a particular region and then starting a business in that country. The region my team has is South America.

Originally, the team consisted of 3 of us looking at the countries of Argentina, Brazil, and Peru (I was doing Peru). The week after we had begun our research, the professor brought a new member into our group. He volunteered to do research on Costa Rica. Now I knew that Costa Rica was not considered South America, but I thought well we'll pick Brazil or Peru anyway.

The rest of the group (which consists of 3 men) voted to pick Costa Rica. I brought up the point that Costa Rica was technically not in the region of South America but considered Central America. After much discussion with the professor, it was agreed that we could pick Costa Rica.

Today, 2 1/2 weeks before the final paper and presentation is due, the guy who wanted Costa Rica sent us an email stating he was dropping the class!! UGGHHHHH. Now we need to go finish researching Costa Rica!!

Remind me again why I'm wanting the MBA??? Is it to learn about Costa Rica so that I may lay on the beach and drink margaritas when I retire? I wonder, are there cabana boys in Costa Rica?

¿Oye usted hombre atractiva, que tal frotando algún bronceador en mi espalda después de traerme un margarita?

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