What's wrong with me?

Having a long distance relationship with someone you met off the internet is well...I mean it's got it's good points:

you don't have to shave your legs everyday
you can sleep in flannel pjs
you can hang out with your friends without having to make arrangements first
if you want to vaccum during a football game you can
you can watch "girlie" movies on TV

The cons of a long distance relationship are:

high phone bills
you only have a date every few months
you really don't know what's going on in their life
there is no one to cuddle with when you need a cuddle

Do I really want a relationship? I recently wrote to my "gentleman friend" and told him that I didn't know what I wanted in the future. That if he did, maybe he should go ahead and look for what it is elsewhere.

That was sort of a fib. I know what I want. I'm wanting someone to fix my fence, repair my garage door, and keep my car filled up with gas. Maybe all I really need is a handyman! One that I could call to come over for a quick fix and then send home.

I wonder if I would get a match on either e-harmony or match?