This was sooo bad that I just had to share it...

THREE OLD LADIES


Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Wilma were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.


Gertrude immediately had a stroke.


Then Maude also had a stroke.


But Wilma, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.